'Though I do want to know more about this spider.' 'Some people just struggle to befriend others no matter what they do.' Valentine said, shaking her head. 'Only the ones who deserve it!' Nadia replied cheekily. She's too busy robbing unsuspecting people blind.' Cerebella muttered. 'I think that sounds more like you, Miss Fortune.' Filia said with a smile. 'I am making it my new life goal to be as scary as the bat.' 'It would honestly be better if you still did.' Valentine sighed. Ah, those were the days.' Beowulf said wistfully. 'And we get no context for this? All right then.' Nadia said flatly. '.Are we sure this is just an average guy?!' Cerebella exclaimed.

He endured being broken in half, fighting the other members of the Justice League, complete disintegration, and being stranded in the past as a living time bomb of galactic destruction. Boomstick makes a very valid point.' Leviathan groaned. '.Loathe as I am to agree with a perverse, alcoholic redneck. 'And maybe they could do something about your daddy complex.' Nadia said with a smirk. Maybe Beatrix's inferiority complex could be dealt with and she'd stop being such a bitch all the time.' Cerebella groused. 'I wish the Medicis would hire a psychiatrist. The ones to keep the public safe must be mentally sound.' Parasoul preened. 'That is why I cut down the costs of psychiatry and made it mandatory for all police precints in Canopy to have a therapist on staff. 'Two episodes from now.' The divine slacker replied. Will we be getting context for why this is an impressive feat on Batman's end?' Marie asked. 'Ah come off it, blobby.' Cerebella snorted. A mere man could never stack up to a true god.' Double huffed. 'I know you had something to do with the bubble incident the other day, Peacock.' Ben said sternly. I'd never get away with nothin'.' Peacock muttered. Props to him for makin' his theme work out so well.' Ben complimented. 'He really goes all out with the bat motif. 'Ah, we'll probably find out.' Cerebella replied. 'Style of the drunken fist, kid.' Samson replied 'Why would you drink beer before a fight? You'd get all sluggish and clumsy and then you'd lose.' Umbrella said, rolling her eyes. Maybe not that last one, but mine would.] His utility belt carries dozens of different tools that can practically get him out of any situation.īoomstick: That belt has pretty much EVERYTHING. [Wiz: The gadgets from Wayne's never ending funds don't stop there. Parasoul glared at her, but didn't deny it. 'Why do you hire such incompetent men?' Valentine asked flatly. I had to cancel it because they kept shocking themselves.' Parasoul laughed. 'Ah yes, I attempted something similar with the egrets. Peacock shot her in the face, covering her entire head in soot. How annoying those weapons are.' Double hissed. No human could have these skills without immense chemical augmentations.' Valentine said. These writers seem to have unrealistic expectations of how the human body functions. 'Yeah, you'd think they'd just knock off the traps and take us out right there.' Beowulf agreed. 'But it's far more impressive for the shadow of a man to have such an effect.' Parasoul retorted.īen looked over at Peacock, knowing murdered parents were a sore spot for her. The shadow of a Skullgirl is very distinct, you see.' Marie tittered. 'I seem to have a similar effect on people. You won't scare everyone.' Valentine warned.

'But intimidation can only get you so far. 'My kinda hero! Makin' the bad guys run scared to their mamas!' Peacock cackled. 'Ah, clam it, you're not that dumb.' Peacock replied with a dismissive hand wave. Geez, they'd probably thrash me.' Beowulf groaned. Wiz: Which is why we're pitting them each other only with their standard equipment gladiator style.] [Boomstick: It's no secret that given time for prep, both Batman and Spider-Man can defeat pretty much any opponent. 'But they're so oversaturated.' Valentine groaned. 'So cool! Man I love superheroes!' Umbrella squealed. The superhero saviors of the lone and helpless. [Wiz: : They're the guardians of the night.

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